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Curly Sue
,
Hone Harawira
,
Kim Dotcom
,
Mana Party
,
Song of the Day
Curly Sue sent us an e-mail last night. And this is perhaps her/his best effort to date. Sing along, to the tune of the Eagles' iconic song Hotel California:
The joke called Dotcom-ManaRoto-vegas state highway, ill wind blowing near
Warm smell of sulphur, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw an SUV’s lights
It was a convoy carrying German Kim
Were there no available flights?
There he filled up the doorway
Talking on his cell
And I was thinking he’s so fat,
"Giving this man a hongi could be hell"
The he took to the lectern, Sue Bradford ran away
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the joke called Dotcom-Mana
The election race (The election race)
Will be our disgrace
Plenty of room at the joke called Dotcom-Mana
Well there has to be (there has to be)
A money guarantee
His mind is certainly-twisted, he got the Mercedes bends
He said a lot about poverty and called us ‘friends’
Internet for the homeboys, it will all be ‘no sweat’.
And the size of his cheque book, will make us forget
So he called up to Hone,
he said "please where do I sign?"
He said, "When I get my money here you’ll think you’re stuck on cloud nine"
And hear the creditors calling from far away,
Woke Kim up in the middle of the night
Just to hear him say...
Your money is stuck in the joke called Dotcom - Mana
Rorting MMP (Rorting MMP)
Easy as 1-2-3
Kim’s livin' it up with the joke called Dotcom-Mana
Time for Annette Sykes (Now for Annette Sykes)
To talk alibis
All this wheeling and dealing,
The champagne is on ice
Hone said "We are all just socialists here, change comes with a price "
And in the meeting hall kitchen,
We gathered for a feast
Lamingtons and plastic knives,
And the feeling we’ve been fleeced
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
Asking Hone to take us back
To the party we were before
"Relax, " said the fat man,
"My money’s what you’ll receive.
You can kid yourself all you like,
But no one rides for free! "
This is an outstanding piece of work from Curly Sue, whoever (s)he is. We are especially pleased that Curly Sue managed to fit in that immortal line for last week that "no one rides for free" with Dotcom, because that's exactly how it is.
Hone Harawira will be waking to that revelation this morning.
