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#Clustertruck
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AC/DC
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Curly Sue
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David Cunliffe
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Song of the Day
Curly Sue has been feeling creative again. We've just received this via e-mail:
Clustertrucked (with apologies to AC/DC)
I was caughtYeah, yeah, if their, their, goods arrive late?
On the motorway behind a slow truck(Cluster)
I look around
I think ‘ordinary Kiwis’ don’t like to be stuck (Cluster)
My mind raced
And I took the political view (Cluster)
And I knew
And I knew not just any old policy would do (Cluster)
Cannot be dumb
Move minds and hearts
Aim the guns
Keep cars and truckers apart
You've been-clustertrucked
Free up the highway
Keep speeds up, in the right lanes
Regulate truckers, yeah truckers
They’ll never complain
And if they do
We’ll remind them of 2008
We make the rules, who really caresI am helping Kiwis
I was shakin' at the knees
Yeah sweating the small stuffYou've been - clustertrucked,clustertruckedTrucking industry on its knees
Yeah yeah yeah, clustertrucked
Oh, clustertrucked
YeahUse Kiwirail please?I’m so fine
Clustertrucked, clustertrucked
Yeah yeah yeah, clustertrucked
Clustertrucked yeah, yeah, yeah clustertrucked
Said yeah, it's alright
I’m, doing fine
Kiwis gonna love it
Its Cunliffe timeNo criticism, baby, clustertruck
Clustertrucked, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Clustertrucked, clustertrucked, clustertruckedYou've been clustertrucked, clustertruckedYou've been clustertrucked
Clustertrucked, clustertrucked
Just in case you've been living under a rock, or you've never heard of AC/DC (who may have played their last gig), check out the inspiration:
Thanks a bunch Curly Sue; let's rock it out into Easter! And if you're on the roads, as we will be on Saturday, take care, and don't get Clustertrucked!!