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Boy George
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Crochet Club
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Curly Sue
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Hippy-crisy
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Metiria Turei
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The Greens
Curly Sue must have read our post yesterday; the one where we nicknamed the Green Party's secret fundraising session at its upcoming conference "the Crochet Club".
We know that, because this was e-mailed to us last night:
"Craft Auction"by the Crochet ClubWe’re the party of principles all the wayWhen it comes to Tory funds we all say
Cabinet Club requires restriction
But as for us you cannot know
How we raise our contributions
Mo’ money yo
Mo’ money yo
Come-a Come-a Come-a Come-a Come-a (to our) Craft Auction
The money flows
The money flows
Metiria’s blanket for ten grand is not extremeAll done unseenAll done unseen
We demand transparency every day
But “another rule for us” is how we playHippy-crisy is an addiction
Our donors’ accounts are strong
And its all invitation only
Our way’s not wrong
Our way’s not wrong
Come-a Come-a Come-a Come-a Come-a (to our) Craft Auction
The money flows
The money flows
Metiria’s blanket for ten grand is not extremeAll done unseenAll done unseen
Money go rounds for survival
OK for us not our rivals
Money go rounds for survival
OK for us not our rivals
Hippy crisy is an addiction
Our donors’ accounts are strong
And its all invitation only
What is that pong?What is that pong?
Come-a Come-a Come-a Come-a Come-a (to our) Craft Auction
Mo’ money flows
Mo’ money flows
Metiria’s blanket for ten grand is not extremeAll done unseenAll done unseen
Readers who experienced the 1980's will of course remember Boy George and his band Culture Club. Although Boy George would probably feel more at home in the Labour caucus, his song provides a perfect platform from which to lampoon the Greens. Here's the original:
We thank Curly Sue for this latest gem; keep 'em coming!
